I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via happyhourprofessional)


my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via sherleck)

"I am still drinking about you"

— six word story (via verbautezukunft)

(Source: sh-ocking, via siriuslyuptonogood)


it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

(via vocal-wolf)


ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men

(Source: deancutechester, via hateruess)


i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

(via happyhourprofessional)