Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
graveyardexplorers:
i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot
(via underneathlogic)
africkanisha:
ur butt will look better if it’s in my hands
(Source: rnegay, via bewaretheavalanche)
drunktrophywife:
I really want to run away from all my work and responsibility but that seems like a lot of work and responsibility
(via a-little-insane)
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
(Source: absoluutebliss, via tolkiensses)
slydigger:
if there’s no cute boys involved what’s the point of doing anything
(via krystenryan)
Drunk Leslie Knope
(Source: garfield-agron, via aryagendry-s)