hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven’t made an album yet
classics Ke$ha and the paps
— (via carlowski)
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
Harry Potter pick up lines are my favourite.
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
HOW STRAIGHT PEOPLE CHANGE CLOTHES:
HOW GAY PEOPLE CHANGE CLOTHES:
(Gifs not mine)
be my hella valentine
"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality