Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore


graveyardexplorers:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

(via underneathlogic)



africkanisha:

ur butt will look better if it’s in my hands

(Source: rnegay, via bewaretheavalanche)



drunktrophywife:

I really want to run away from all my work and responsibility but that seems like a lot of work and responsibility

(via a-little-insane)



first of all, who allowed me on the internet

(Source: absoluutebliss, via tolkiensses)



slydigger:

if there’s no cute boys involved what’s the point of doing anything

(via krystenryan)


Drunk Leslie Knope

(Source: garfield-agron, via aryagendry-s)



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