it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell
Tonight’s Thank You Notes will get you in the mood for spring!
hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven’t made an album yet
classics Ke$ha and the paps
— (via carlowski)
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?