I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
— six word story (via verbautezukunft)
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell
Tonight’s Thank You Notes will get you in the mood for spring!